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Ah, you kill me!, Thats the way our parents are, right? She starts crying and runs out. Hasan, youll never understand. Ill never understand? A blank stare. I dont have a time machine. The special navigates serious subjects while still being laugh-out-loud funny. His Netflix show Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj won two Peabody Awards and two Webby Awards . Kind of like tonight. No one did that for that photo. And I know 9/11 is a super touchy subject. Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. Popping out of your mom is like real estate. Who was I to ruin their picture-perfect celebration? We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. So some of you guys dont know. Minhaj was catapulted onto the national stage in 2017 when he performed at the 2017 White House Correspondents Dinner (wearing the same Cole Haan shoes). Mom and Dad was my Vietnam. Because when it happened, everyone in America felt like their country was under attack. Its all coming at this girl. What does it mean? Its a term of endearment in my culture, meaning brother. Ill just put this on the wall. And Muslims we dont really, uh, like cartoons. I was like, Yo, Facebook! Immigrants slap your face and bruise your soul. So for her first birthday, he wanted it to be special. But Homecoming King, the Netflix comedy special by Hasan Minhaj, is anything but traditional. I need the claps. Gods not like, Youre racist. Because I dont give a fuck about any of my single friends. Youre going to die. Forty-four-and-a-half presidents are white. Shes like, Next time, me, you and Raj should hang out. Im like, Yeah, lets not do that. And Im walking to the subway station. And I can feel this turtle head coming out of my butt. All the time. So my slacks dont get caught up in the chains. Im livid. Homecoming King, the story of the "New Brown America," is based on true events from Minhaj's first generation Indian-American experience. Its difficult to get in this country. We get to this intersection, and I look to my left, and its the one place every kid dreams about. And look, there are some days where I can forgive that person. You endure racism, and if it doesnt cost you your life, pay it. No one is. So cool. I was like, Oh, hey, whats up? I got a ring and then lost my powers, which is a very different Lord of the Rings. Thirty for 30? So Hindus Hindus dont eat beef. Lets go to the airport. I didnt. I get a call. Lives in Manhattan. Duh, we knew that. Why didnt you forgive her? he asks his son. I bet you, when Mahatma Gandhi told his parents he was going to liberate India, even they were like, Log kya kahenge! Oh, my God, these br0wn people Oh, jeez. I had to bring it back here. Dont worry, it wont take long. This is the American dream. And it was my fault. Fox News is incredible. Her father is this successful retired judge. Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, I want you so bad. Hell, no. Whats up? Everyones, How did it go? Youre like, Positive thoughts. No, its not happening. I remember being in the grocery store. I just think our fathers didnt download all the great dad software. Its too much. Dad, your favorite color? Stanford! What? Fuck Naila Aunty. The sad part is, I felt bad for being there. At that age, thats a lot. This is new br0wn America. But Hasan [speaking Hindi] [speaking Hindi, voice becomes more insistent] Hasan, you have to be brave. What? Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee. Im home. In his story about his high school prom date, Minhaj used the pseudonym "Bethany Reed" instead of her real name to protect her identity. And were about to pull up and we get to the door, and my dad is about to ring the doorbell, when he says the sentence that is the killer of every br0wn kids dream. Hasan Minhaj Answers Increasingly Personal Questions. You fucking dune coon. We should do this more often. 720p.WEB 1080p.WEB WEB: same quality as BluRay Download Subtitles. Thank you. I had to bring it back here. The story begins with Minhaj's parents getting married in . About to meet his future daughter-in-law, Minhajs father repeats an oft-spoken phrase from their household: log kya kahenge, What will people think? Minhaj and his sister become upset, believing that something bigger besides religion, race, creed, color, or class unites them with all people. Maybe I will follow my dreams. Then Bethanys like, Hey, we always study at my house. He implored Minhaj to be the bigger person. Thats my bike. I heard you go, like, Ugh! I didnt punch you. I got a career I hate from my parents. Its a lie. Want to audition for The Daily Show? Thats not a question. Is someone sitting there? (1977) The Alamo: (1936, 1960 & 2004) The Alamo . Her family is Hindua point of contention for Minhajs Muslim family. Its a big deal for me. Its why we become cardiologists and win spelling bees. Never happened. Anda juga bisa memberi kami like dan melakukan share ke media sosial sebagai bentuk dukungan terhadap kami, agar kami makin bersemangat menyajikan Koleksi Film Sub Indo. Bethany Reed. Okay. Whoa! Patriot Act. But on that night, September 12th, it was the first night of so many nights where my familys loyalty to this country was under attack. Growing up, we just want that co-sign. Fuck them. Damn them. Alright? We run it a second time. Aladdin and His Wonderful Lamp (1939) Aladdin series: Aladdin: (1992 & 2019) Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996) Alag (2006) Alai (2003) Alaipayuthey (2000) Alam Ara (1931) Alambrado (1991) Alambrista! Were auditioning. Turn left. Then he turns right, and Im like, Home Depot? Go be president. Im going to put this in my car.. All of us? Im laughing so hard, Im crying. Do tell. Life is tough and sometimes you dont know what youre doing. And while its a deeply personal show that relies on Minhajs unique experiences, the show still feels universal. Im signing this piece of paper and looking at him, and I feel like Im signing a death certificate. Its crazy, because we know nothing about our parents and our parents know nothing about us. She just looks down. Say what you got to say. What I wanted to say was, Jon, this is one of the only things that Ive gotten in my entire career that my dad actually knows. [laughter] So thank you. But what I said was, Jon! Dont be tacky. I saw her in the sandbox. Theyre like, Oh, this is a cartoon Ganesh. Tools, Clear History. Br0wn love is very conditional. We put that in our car. Maybe hes right. This is America. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. Jon Stewart saw your tape. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. Number two, you want me to change my life to appease some aunty and uncle Im never going to see? Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump. No one did that. I look at my dad, like, If this is the last time I see my dad Im saying goodbye to a person I barely even know. And Im waiting, hoping that he comes out of surgery okay. I fell in love here. My secret was, I want to be a comedian. She said, I want to be a journalist. We promised we would follow our dreams, no matter what people would think. Shes always like, Oh, my God, you are so melodramatic. Im walking through New York. Okay. Door opens. But, but you have to write another original piece. Daily Show, Fox News, five avenues away from each other. I hear footsteps. I was like, I know this hand! He starts riffing, I start riffing. Log kya kahenge? This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. Are we? The release date of Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King is May 22, 2017. The courage to do what is right has to be greater than your fear of getting hurt. The show more or less concludes with Minhaj accepting that advice, letting the hatred leave his heart. Copyright Fandango. Out here, killing it. You shouldnt relax. And I can feel it. I put on my Ghostbusters proton pack. Thirteen episodes for this kid? 10:19. Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. She runs up to me and hugs me. Cinemark I never knew I never knew if I would do anything more than Pizza Hut. What will people think? I dont know if you know, but every time a br0wn father says log kya kahenge, a star actually falls from the sky. Some people were put here to find a cure for cancer, or find a vaccine for Ebola. I call my mom, shes crying. Isnt that how all this stuff happens? Its been going on for centuries. When you think of a traditional comedy show, you might think of a single microphone, a spotlight, a cup of water, and a brick wall that a comedian stands in front of to deliver a string of jokes. Weve had a great track record. And I know the privilege debate is very heavy for white people. Alright, so so this airs during March Madness. Muslims are like, No statues! 30. Tools, Clear History. Boom! 23 S.E. Dad, I love her, she loves me. I wanted to say that. Three days before prom he walks to the board. Come to New York. He drags in this big box and goes, Aisha, open the box. She cuts open the box and unfurls one of the flaps, and I see Toys R Us emblazoned on one of the flaps. How many letters are in the alphabet? [laughter] [sighs with pleasure as he drinks], I dont know if you know what this means. Were sitting on my living room table. Dont clap. Cheese! In a relationship with I click it. Youll need them later. Like, I had vision as a six-year-old. Hes here to surprise me. Reply. Nothing. Why are you telling me this right now? Every conversation with my dad is like an M. Night Shyamalan movie. Im going to do that, then Ill come home. And I did a set at the Comedy Store. Are you his son? Yeah. Youre over 18? Were about the alphabet. Bethany, comma, enter. Nine in a box for just ten bucks. Why are you bald and skinny? Have you heard of Seema? I open up my laptop, fire up Facebook, and I see this. Also, remember, parents respect honesty. Have fun in med school. Which is a huge lie. camasunary fishing lodge; crookston, mn obituaries Listen, me and my girlfriends live in Manhattan and we were wondering if we could get some tix? Question mark. PRIMARY PRODUCTION CREDITS Writer/Performer: Hasan Minhaj. He goes, Hasan, Im mad at you. I know, I kissed a girl. What do you like? As immigrants we always have to put on these press releases to prove our patriotism. They wanted to protect their daughter. Soul cycle, yoga, then Zee TV. Jasuriah? These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. Never happened. Boom! I can be an Indian ghostbuster. I put on a Salwar Kameez. Fresh TV Trailers. I guess I like acoustic guitar. You should do that. Its real. During this period, he also appeared in the films "Rough Night . I do. Doctor sees me. Youve got leverage. [laughter] I wish I had said, Fuck that, Im going to the dance. I didnt. I could give it to you. Whatever I lacked in real-life game, my digital game bananas. I cant say anything. The wheelie thing, the backpack, the gun that catches ghosts Literally shut Pioneer down. Youre not Hasan Minhaj. Following the success of his standup special "Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King" (Netflix 2017), Minhaj left "The Daily Show" in 2018. Mrs Reed opens the door. And now, Im trying to pursue my dreams, Im trying, but now youre writing about me, you act like were cool, when were not. And my dad It was her first birthday in the US. Youve seen this on TV. Thats one less letter than the entire alphabet. I hope you make up your mind. I hope she has a good personality. Especially in middle school, if a girl called the house, you had to pick up the phone before your parents. Are you kidding me? Am I crazy? And I was like, No, youre not crazy. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Fuck this, man! Youre good. You dont deserve so much choice. Were getting soft. But isnt it our job to push the needle forward little by little? Thank you. Residency, fam! Never happens. Hello, headliner. I was like, I made it! You should get married. Thats a Hall of Fame br0wn dad decision. Hasan Minhaj in 2016. What Homecoming King feels like is a memoir come to life. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and I didnt know that people could be bigoted even as they were smiling at you. Turn left. She has a PhD. The Closer is a 2021 American stand-up comedy special written and performed by Dave Chappelle for Netflix.It was directed by Stan Lathan and recorded over the course of seven sold-out performances at The Fillmore Detroit, which ran from August 10 to 15, 2021. We go, Ah, Biju got slapped on his birthday! And thats what makes us tough and resilient. Deal with it. One of the happiest days of my life. Im pissed. And I was like, You knew my situation. Why? Theyre like, Oh! [laughter] My dad did not give a shit about any of this identity stuff. Everybodys wondering. So Im, like, Yeah, what happened? Looking at her. Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee: Hasan Minhaj: Nobody Cries At A Joke. They love bottling them up deep down, and unleashing them on you later when its no longer relevant. Shes going to tell Dad. 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